From 6b2a45c1e8bc3f15a8bcbb9f66eacb101ddfc9b8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: fulmeek <36341513+fulmeek@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2018 21:06:16 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] [OneFortuneADayBridge] Add new bridge (#974)

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+<?php
+class OneFortuneADayBridge extends BridgeAbstract {
+	const NAME = 'One Fortune a Day';
+	const URI = 'https://github.com/fulmeek';
+	const DESCRIPTION = 'Get a fortune quote every single day.';
+	const MAINTAINER = 'fulmeek';
+	const PARAMETERS = array(array(
+		'time' => array(
+			'name'		=> 'Time in UTC',
+			'type'		=> 'list',
+			'values'	=> array(
+				'0:00'	=> 0,
+				'1:00'	=> 1,
+				'2:00'	=> 2,
+				'3:00'	=> 3,
+				'4:00'	=> 4,
+				'5:00'	=> 5,
+				'6:00'	=> 6,
+				'7:00'	=> 7,
+				'8:00'	=> 8,
+				'9:00'	=> 9,
+				'10:00'	=> 10,
+				'11:00'	=> 11,
+				'12:00'	=> 12,
+				'13:00'	=> 13,
+				'14:00'	=> 14,
+				'15:00'	=> 15,
+				'16:00'	=> 16,
+				'17:00'	=> 17,
+				'18:00'	=> 18,
+				'19:00'	=> 19,
+				'20:00'	=> 20,
+				'21:00'	=> 21,
+				'22:00'	=> 22,
+				'23:00'	=> 23,
+			),
+			'defaultValue' => 5
+		)
+	));
+
+	const LIMIT_ITEMS = 7;
+	const DAY_SECS = 86400;
+
+
+	public function collectData() {
+		$time = gmmktime((int)$this->getInput('time'), 0, 0);
+		if ($time > time())
+			$time -= self::DAY_SECS;
+
+		for ($i = self::LIMIT_ITEMS; $i > 0; --$i) {
+			$seed = date('Ymd', $time);
+			$quote = $this->getQuote($seed);
+
+			$item['title']		= strftime('%A, %x', $time);
+			$item['content']	= htmlentities($quote, ENT_QUOTES, 'UTF-8');
+			$item['timestamp']	= $time;
+			$item['uri']		= 'urn:sha1:' . hash('sha1', $seed);
+
+			$this->items[] = $item;
+
+			$time -= self::DAY_SECS;
+		}
+	}
+
+
+	private function getQuote($seed) {
+		$quotes = explode('//', <<<QUOTES
+People are naturally attracted to you.
+//You learn from your mistakes... You will learn a lot today.
+//If you have something good in your life, don't let it go!
+//What ever you're goal is in life, embrace it visualize it, and for it will be
+yours.
+//Your shoes will make you happy today.
+//You cannot love life until you live the life you love.
+//Be on the lookout for coming events; They cast their shadows beforehand.
+//Land is always on the mind of a flying bird.
+//The man or woman you desire feels the same about you.
+//Meeting adversity well is the source of your strength.
+//A dream you have will come true.
+//Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
+//Never give up. You're not a failure if you don't give up.
+//You will become great if you believe in yourself.
+//There is no greater pleasure than seeing your loved ones prosper.
+//You will marry your lover.
+//A very attractive person has a message for you.
+//You already know the answer to the questions lingering inside your head.
+//It is now, and in this world, that we must live.
+//You must try, or hate yourself for not trying.
+//You can make your own happiness.
+//The greatest risk is not taking one.
+//The love of your life is stepping into your planet this summer.
+//Love can last a lifetime, if you want it to.
+//Adversity is the parent of virtue.
+//Serious trouble will bypass you.
+//A short stranger will soon enter your life with blessings to share.
+//Now is the time to try something new.
+//Wealth awaits you very soon.
+//If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.
+//If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
+//Keep your eye out for someone special.
+//You are very talented in many ways.
+//A stranger, is a friend you have not spoken to yet.
+//A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories.
+//You will travel to many exotic places in your lifetime.
+//Your ability for accomplishment will follow with success.
+//Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
+//Its amazing how much good you can do if you dont care who gets the credit.
+//Everyone agrees. You are the best.
+//LIFE CONSIST NOT IN HOLDING GOOD CARDS, BUT IN PLAYING THOSE YOU HOLD WELL.
+//Jealousy doesn't open doors, it closes them!
+//It's better to be alone sometimes.
+//When fear hurts you, conquer it and defeat it!
+//Let the deeds speak.
+//You will be called in to fulfill a position of high honor and responsibility.
+//The man on the top of the mountain did not fall there.
+//You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.
+//Joys are often the shadows, cast by sorrows.
+//Fortune favors the brave.
+//An upward movement initiated in time can counteract fate.
+//A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
+//Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor.
+//Never give up. Always find a reason to keep trying.
+//If you have something worth fighting for, then fight for it.
+//Stop wishing. Start doing.
+//Accept your past without regrets. Handle your present with confidence. Face
+your future without fear.
+//Stay true to those who would do the same for you.
+//Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you
+want to be tomorrow.
+//Happiness is an activity.
+//Help is always needed but not always appreciated. Stay true to your heart and
+help those in need weather they appreciate it or not.
+//Hone your competitive instincts.
+//Finish your work on hand don't be greedy.
+//For success today, look first to yourself.
+//Your fortune is as sweet as a cookie.
+//Integrity is the essence of everything successful.
+//If you're happy, you're successful.
+//You will always be surrounded by true friends
+//Believing that you are beautiful will make you appear beautiful to others
+around you.
+//Happinees comes from a good life.
+//Before trying to please others think of what makes you happy.
+//When hungry, order more Chinese food.
+//Your golden opportunity is coming shortly.
+//For hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love .
+//You will make many changes before settling down happily.
+//A man is born to live and not prepare to live.
+//You cannot become rich except by enriching others.
+//Don't pursue happiness - create it.
+//You will be successful in love.
+//All your fingers can't be of the same length.
+//Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away.
+//A lifetime of happiness is in store for you.
+//It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime.
+//Be tactful; overlook your own opportunity.
+//You are the controller of your destiny.
+//Everything happens for a reson.
+//How can you have a beutiful ending without making beautiful mistakes.
+//You can open doors with your charm and patience.
+//Welcome the change coming into your life.
+//There will be a happy romance for you shortly.
+//Your fondest dream will come true within this year.
+//You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
+//Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive.
+//A letter of great importance may reach you any day now.
+//Good health will be yours for a long time.
+//You will become better acquainted with a coworker.
+//To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
+//Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
+//Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
+//Conquer your fears or they will conquer you.
+//You are a lover of words; One day you will write a book.
+//In this life it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us
+rich.
+//Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.
+//Seek out the significance of your problem at this time. Try to understand.
+//Never upset the driver of the car you're in; they're the master of your
+destiny until you get home.
+//He who slithers among the ground is not always a foe.
+//You learn from your mistakes, you will learn a lot today.
+//You only need look to your own reflection for inspiration. Because you are
+Beautiful!
+//You are not judged by your efforts you put in; you are judged on your
+performance.
+//Rivers need springs.
+//Good news from afar may bring you a welcome visitor.
+//When all else seems to fail, smile for today and just love someone.
+//Patience is a virtue, unless its against a brick wall.
+//When you look down, all you see is dirt, so keep looking up.
+//If you are afraid to shake the dice, you will never throw a six.
+//Even if the person who appears most wrong, is also quite often right.
+//A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
+//Happiness is often a rebound from hard work.
+//The world may be your oyster, but that doesn't mean you'll get it's pearl.
+//Your life will be filled with magical moments.
+//You're true love will show himself to you under the moonlight.
+//Do not follow where the path may lead. Go where there is no path...and leave a
+trail
+//Do not fear what you don't know
+//The object of your desire comes closer.
+//You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story.
+//If you wish to know the mind of a man, listen to his words
+//The most useless energy is trying to change what and who God so carefully
+created.
+//Do not be covered in sadness or be fooled in happiness they both must exist
+//You will have unexpected great good luck.
+//You will have a pleasant surprise
+//All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
+//Your ability for accomplishment will be followed by success.
+//The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.
+//Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who
+hustle.
+//We can't help everyone. But everyone can help someone.
+//Every day is a new day. But tomorrow is never promised.
+//Express yourself: Don't hold back!
+//It is not necessary to show others you have change; the change will be obvious.
+//You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
+//If your desires are not extravagant, they will be rewarded.
+//You try hard, never to fail. You don't, never to win.
+//Never give up on someone that you don't go a day without thinking about.
+//It never pays to kick a skunk.
+//In case of fire, keep calm, pay bill and run.
+//Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.
+//Not all closed eye is sleeping nor open eye is seeing.
+//Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.
+//You will soon witness a miracle.
+//The time is alway right to do what is right.
+//Love is as necessary to human beings as food and shelter.
+//You will make heads turn.
+//You are extremely loved. Don't worry :)
+//If you are never patient, you will never get anything done. If you believe you
+can do it, you will be rewarded with success.
+//You will soon embark on a business venture.
+//You believe in the goodness of man kind.
+//You will have a long and wealthy life.
+//You will take a pleasant journey to a place far away.
+//You are a person of culture.
+//Keep it simple. The more you say, the less people remember.
+//Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never
+changes.
+//Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them.
+//Nothing seems impossible to you.
+//Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
+//The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
+//Success is the sum of my unique visions realized by the sweat of perseverance.
+//When you expect your opponent to yield, you also should avoid hurting him.
+//Human evolution: “wider freeway but narrower viewpoints.
+//Intelligence is the door to freedom and alert attention is the mother of
+intelligence.
+//Back away from individuals who are impulsive.
+//Enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too.
+//You believe in the goodness of mankind.
+//A big fortune will descend upon you this year.
+//Now these three remain, faith, hope, and love. The greatest of these is love.
+//For success today look first to yourself.
+//Determination is the wake-up call to the human will.
+//There are no limitations to the mind except those we aknowledge.
+//A merry heart does good like a medicine.
+//Whenever possible, keep it simple.
+//Your dearest wish will come true.
+//Poverty is no disgrace.
+//If you don’t do it excellently, don’t do it at all.
+//You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
+//Emotion is energy in motion.
+//You will soon be honored by someone you respect.
+//Punctuality is the politeness of kings and the duty of gentle people
+everywhere.
+//Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
+//Elegant surroundings will soon be yours.
+//If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.
+//Your smile brings happiness to everyone you meet.
+//Instead of worrying and agonizing, move ahead constructively.
+//Do you believe? Endurance and persistence will be rewarded.
+//A new business venture is on the horizon.
+//Never underestimate the power of the human touch.
+//Hold on to the past but eventually, let the times go and keep the memories
+into the present.
+//Truth is an unpopular subject. Because it is unquestionably correct.
+//The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.
+//You are broad minded and socially active.
+//Your dearest dream is coming true. God looks after you especially.
+//You will recieve some high prize or award.
+//Your present question marks are going to succeed.
+//You have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
+//You will live long and enjoy life.
+//An admirer is concealing his/her affection for you.
+//A wish is what makes life happen when you dream of rose petals.
+//Love can turn cottage into a golden palace.
+//Lend your money and lose your freind.
+//You will kiss your crush ohhh lalahh
+//You will be rewarded for being a good listener in the next week.
+//If you never give up on love, It will never give up on you.
+//Unleash your life force.
+//Your wish will come true.
+//There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.
+//No distance is too far, if two hearts are tied together.
+//Land is always in the mind of the flying birds.
+//Try? No! Do or do not, there is no try.
+//Do not worry, you will have great peace.
+//It's about time you asked that special someone on a date.
+//You create your own stage ... the audience is waiting.
+//It is never too late. Just as it is never too early.
+//Discover the power within yourself.
+//Good things take time.
+//Stop thinking about the road not taken and pave over the one you did.
+//Put your unhappiness aside. Life is beautiful, be happy.
+//You can still love what you can not have in life.
+//Make a wise choice everyday.
+//Circumstance does not make the man; it reveals him to himself.
+//The man who waits till tomorrow, misses the opportunities of today.
+//Life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change.
+//If you never expect anything you can never be disappointed.
+//People in your surroundings will be more cooperative than usual.
+//True wisdom is found in happiness.
+//Ones always regrets what could have done. Remember for next time.
+//Follow your bliss and the Universe will open doors where there were once only
+walls.
+//Find a peaceful place where you can make plans for the future.
+//All the water in the world can't sink a ship unless it gets inside.
+//The earth is a school learn in it.
+//In music, one must think with his heart and feel with his brain.
+//If you speak honestly, everyone will listen.
+//Ganerosity will repay itself sooner than you imagine.
+//good things take time
+//Do what is right, not what you should.
+//To effect the quality of the day is no small achievement.
+//Simplicity and clearity should be the theme in your dress.
+//Virtuous find joy while Wrongdoers find grieve in their actions.
+//Not all closed eye is sleeping, nor open eye is seeing.
+//Bread today is better than cake tomorrow.
+//In evrything there is a piece of truth.But a piece.
+//A feeling is an idea with roots.
+//Man is born to live and not prepare to live
+//It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in
+formation.
+//If you don t give something, you will not get anything
+//The harder you try to not be like your parents, the more likely you will
+become them
+//Someday everything will all make perfect sense
+//you will think for yourself when you stop letting others think for you
+//Everything will be ok. Don't obsess. Time will prove you right, you must stay
+where you are.
+//Let's finish this up now, someone is waiting for you on that
+//The finest men like the finest steels have been tempered in the hottest
+furnace.
+//A dream you have will come true
+//The worst of friends may become the best of enemies, but you will always find
+yourself hanging on.
+//I think, you ate your fortune while you were eating your cookie
+//If u love someone keep fighting for them
+//Do what you want, when you want, and you will be rewarded
+//Let your fantasies unwind...
+//The cooler you think you are the dumber you look
+//Expect great things and great things will come
+//The Wheel of Good Fortune is finally turning in your direction!
+//Don't lead if you won't lead.
+//You will always be successful in your professional career
+//Share your hapiness with others today.
+//It's up to you to clearify.
+//Your future will be happy and productive.
+//Seize every second of your life and savor it.
+//Those who walk in other's tracks leave no footprints.
+//Failure is the mother of all success.
+//Difficulty at the beginning useually means ease at the end.
+//Do not seek so much to find the answer as much as to understand the question
+better.
+//Your way of doing what other people do their way is what makes you special.
+//A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life.
+//Friendship is an ocean that you cannot see bottom.
+//Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.
+//Our duty,as men and women,is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not
+exist.
+//A pleasant expeience is ahead:don't pass it by.
+//Our perception and attitude toward any situation will determine the outcome
+//They say you are stubborn; you call it persistence.
+//Two small jumps are sometimes better than one big leap.
+//A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life.
+//The cure for grief is motion.
+//It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to the waiter
+//I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
+//I have a dream....Time to go to bed.
+//Ideas you believe are absurd ultimately lead to success!
+//A human being is a deciding being.
+//Today is an ideal time to water your parsonal garden.
+//Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
+//Things are never quite the way they seem.
+//the project on your mind will soon gain momentum
+//YOUR FAILURES WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS.
+//IN ORDER TO GET THE RAINBOW, YOU MUST ENDURE THE RAIN.
+//Beauty is simply beauty. originality is magical.
+//Your dream will come true when you least expect it.
+//Let not your hand be stretched out to receive and shut when you should repay.
+//Don't worry, half the people you know are below average.
+//Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
+//You don't need talent to gain experience.
+//A focused mind is one of the most powerful forces in the universe.
+//Today you shed your last tear. Tomorrow fortune knocks at your door.
+//Be patient! The Great Wall didn't got build in one day.
+//Think you can. Think you can't. Either way, you'll be right.
+//Wisdom is on her way to you.
+//Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
+//If you eat a box of fortune cookies, anything is possible.
+//The best is yet to come.
+//I'm with you.
+//Be direct,usually one can accomplish more that way.
+//A single kind work will keep one warm for years.
+//Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage.
+//In God we trust.
+//Love is free. Lust will cost you everything you have.
+//Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.
+//You don't need the answers to all of life's questions. Just ask your father
+what to do.
+//Jealousy is a useless emotion.
+//You are not a ghost.
+//There is someone rather annoying in your life that you need to listen to.
+//You will plant the smallest seed and it will become the greatest and most
+mighty tree in the world.
+//The dream you've been dreaming all your life isn't worth it. Find a new dream,
+and once you're sure you've found it, fight for it.
+//See if you can learn anything from the children.
+//It's Never Too Late For Good Things To Happen!
+//A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
+//Aim high, time flies.
+//One is not sleeping, does not mean they are awake.
+//A great pleasure in life is doing what others say you can't.
+//Isn't there something else you should be working on right now?
+//Your father still loves and is in always with you. Remember that.
+//Before you can be reborn you must die.
+//It better to be the hammer than the nail.
+//You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability.
+//Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
+//You will soon discover a major truth about the one you love most.
+//Your life will prosper only if you acknowledge your faults and work to reduce
+them.
+//Pray to God, but row towards shore.
+//You will soon witness a miracle.
+//The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
+//Help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese cookie factory.
+//Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else’s water lily.
+//You are a persoon with a good sense of justice, now it's time to act like it.
+//You create enthusiasm around you.
+//There are big changes ahead for you. They will be good ones!
+//You will have many happy days soon.
+//Out of confusion comes new patterns.
+//If you love someone enough and they break your heart, you can't stop yourself
+from still loving them again even after all that pain.
+//Look right...Now look left...Now look forward (do this really fast) do you
+feel any different? good you should feel dizzy.
+//Live like you are on the bottom, even if you are on the top.
+//You will soon emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in.
+//Do not judge a book by it's color.
+//Everything will come your way.
+//There is a time to be practical now.
+//Bend the rod while it is still hot.
+//Darkness is only succesful when there is no light. Don't forget about light!
+//Acting is not lying. It is findind someone hiding inside you and letting that
+person run free.
+//You will be forced to face fear, but if you do not run, fear will be afraid of
+you.
+//You are thinking about doing something. Don't do it, it won't help anything.
+//Your worst enemy has a crush on you!
+//Love Conquers all.
+//The phrase is follow your dreams. Not dream period.
+//stop nagging to your partner and take it day by day.
+//Do not think that me or my brothers have supreme control over what will happen
+to you.
+//Bad luck and misfortune will follow you all your days.
+//Remember the fate of the early Worm.
+//Begin your life anew with strength, grace and wonder.
+//Be a good friend and a fair enemy.
+//What goes around comes around.
+//Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
+//The best prophet of the future is the past
+//Movies have pause buttons, friends do not
+//Use the force.
+//Trust your intuition.
+//Encourage your peers.
+//Let your imagination wander.
+//Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
+//Patience is key, a wait short or long will have its reward.
+//Tell them before it's too late...
+//A bird in the hand is worth three in the bush!!
+//Be assertive when decisive action is needed.
+//To determine whether someone is beautiful is not by looking at his/her
+appearance, but his/her heart.
+//Hope brings about a better future
+//While you have this day, fill it with life. While you're in this moment, give
+it your own special meaning and purpose and joy.
+//Even though it will often be difficult and complicated, you know you have what
+it takes to get it done.
+//You can choose, right now and in every moment, to put your powerful and
+effective abilities to purposeful use. There is always something you can do, no
+matter what the situation may be, that will move your life forward.
+//IT IS NOT GOOD TO BE A USER BLESSINGS COME FROM BEING A GIVER NOT A TAKER.
+//Cookie says, You crack me up
+//You will prosper in the field of wacky inventions.
+//Your tongue is your ambassador.
+//The cure for grief is movement.
+//Love Is At Your Hands Be Glad And Hold On To It.
+//You are often asked if it is in yet.
+//Life to you is a bold and dashing responsibility.
+//Patience is a key to joy.
+//A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
+//Today is going to be a disasterous day, be prepared!
+//Stay to your inner-self, you will benefit in many ways.
+//Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together as they do in you.
+//You are talented in many ways.
+//You are the master of every situation.
+//Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done.
+//If your cookie still in one piece, buy lotto.
+//Go with the flow will make your transition ever so much easier.
+//Tomorrow Morning,Take a Left Turn As Soon As You Leave Home
+//A metaphor could save your life.
+//Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it
+//There are lessons to be learned by listening to others.
+//If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.
+//Volition, Strength, Languages, Freedom and Power rests in you.
+//TOO MANY PEOPLE VOLUNTEER TO CARRY THE STOOL WHEN ITS TIME TO MOVE THE PIANO
+//It takes more than a good memory to have good memories.
+//You are what you are; understand yourself before you react
+//Word to the wise: Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.........
+//Forgive your enemies, but never forget them.
+//Everything will now come your way
+//Don't worry about the stock market. Invest in family.
+//Your fortune is as sweet as a cookie.
+//It is much easier to look for the bad, than it is to find the good
+//If a person who has caused you pain and suffering has brought you, reconsider
+that person's value in your life
+//You are worth loving, you are also worth the effort it takes to love you
+//Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
+//Get off to a new start - come out of your shell.
+//Life is a dancefloor,you are the DJ!
+//Cooperate with those who have both know how and integrith.
+//Minor aches today are likely to pay off handsomely tomorrow.
+//You are about to become $8.95 poorer. ($6.95 if you had the buffet)
+//Your mouth may be moving, but nobody is listening.
+//Focus in on the color yellow tomorrow for good luck!
+//The problem with resisting temptation is that it may never come again.
+//All your sorrows will vanish.
+//About time I got out of that cookie.
+//Love will lead the way.
+//The ads revenge is massive success
+//It is best to act with confidence, no matter how little right you have to it.
+//Soon, a visitor shall delight you.
+//What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
+//Someone stole your fortune and replaced it with this one. Your luck sucks.
+Have a good day!
+//Take control of your life rather than letting things happen just like that!
+//You will be rewarded for your patience and understanding.
+//You will achieve all your desires and pleasures.
+//Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
+//Nothing Shows A Man's Character More Than What He Laughs At.
+//Never regret anything that made you smile.
+//Love Takes Pratice.
+//Don't take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
+//You've got what it takes, but it will take everything you've got!
+//At this very moment you can change the rest of your life.
+//Become who you are.
+//All comes at the proper time to him who knows how to wait.
+//The energy is within you. Money is Coming!
+//The quotes that you do not understand, are not meant for you.
+//You have an important new business development shaping up.
+//if love someone a lot tell it before it's too late
+//Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
+//Benefit by doing things that others give up on.
+//Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health.
+//One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears--by listening to
+them.
+//Plan your work and work your plan.
+//Over self-confidence is equal to being blind.
+//Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
+//Love or money, or neither?
+//Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos.
+//Old friends make best friends.
+//Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
+//Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better.
+//Kiss is not a kiss without the heart.
+//Enhance your karma by engaging in various charitable activities.
+//You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
+//You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
+//Hope is like food. You will starve without it.
+//WHEN FIRE AND WATER GO TO WAR WATER ALWAYS WINS.
+//An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.
+//Make the system work for you, not the other way around.
+//You will be hungry soon, order takeout now.
+//Be prepared for extra energy.
+//An unexpected relationship will become permanent.
+//The love of your life is sitting across from you.
+//Better be the head of a chicken than the tail of an ox.
+//To forgive others one more time is to create one more blessing for yourself.
+//Enjoy yourself while you can.
+//The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.
+//Excellence is the difference between what I do and what I am capable of.
+//Do not let what you do not have prevent you from using what you do have.
+//What ends on hope does not end at all.
+//People enjoy having you around. Appreciate this.
+//You are admired for your adventuous ways.
+//It's never crowded along the extra mile
+//You are blessed, today is the day to bless others.
+//The Greatest War Sometimes Isn't On The Battlefield But Against Oneself.
+//People in your background will be more co-operative than usual.
+//A good way to stay healthy is to eat more Chinese food.
+//Anyone who dares to be, can never be weak.
+//Affirm it, visualize it, believe it, and it`will actualize itself.
+//The measure of time to your next goal is the measure of your discipline.
+//Help, I'm prisoner in a Chinese bakery!!!
+//Take a minute and let it ride, then take a minute to let it breeze.
+//We are here to love each other, serve each other and uplift each other.
+//If everybody is a worm you should be a glow worm
+//To affirm is to make firm.
+//Remember this: duct tape can fix anything, so don't worry about messing things
+up.
+//You broke my cookie!
+//Failure is not defeat until you stop trying.
+//The days that make us happy make us wise.
+//Men do not fail... they give up trying.
+//Time may fly by. But Memories don't.
+//You will win success in whatever you adopt.
+//You will outdistance all your competitors.
+//You have a great capability to break cookies - use it wisely!
+//AT TIMES IT IS BETTER TO KNOW WHEN EXIT THAN ENTER
+//Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.
+//When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.
+//You will discover your hidden talents.
+//You'll advance for with your abilities.
+//When you can't naturally feel upbeat it can sometimes help you to act as if
+you did.
+//You will overcome difficult times.
+//Your problem just became your stepping stone. Catch the moment.
+//I am a fortune. You just broke my little house. Where will i live now?
+//The majority of the word can't is can.
+//The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
+//Be most affectionate today.
+//Change your thoughts and you change the world.
+//Sing and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you.
+//All the preparation you've done will finally be paying off!
+//A truly great person never puts away the simplicity of a child.
+//Customer service is like taking a bath you have to keep doing it.
+//The expanse of your intelligence is a void no universe could ever fill.
+//Those grapes you cannot taste are always sour.
+//An unexpected aquaintance will resurface.
+//If you want the rainbow, then you have to tolerate the rain.
+//You don't get harmony when everyone sings the same note.
+//The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.
+//The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
+//The best things in life aren't things.
+//Don't bother looking for fault. The reward for finding it is low.
+//Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
+//Nothing is as good or bad as it appears.
+//Never cut what you can untie.
+//Meet your opponent half way. You need the exercise.
+//Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
+//We cannot change the direction of the wind, but we can adjust our sails.
+//We could learn a lot from crayons: Some of are sharp, some are pretty, some
+have weird names, and all are different colors. But they all have to learn to
+live in the same box.
+//Use your instincts now.
+//If you take a single step to your journey, you'll succeed; it's not best to
+fail.
+//In the eyes of lovers, everything is beautiful.
+//Warning, do not eat your fortune.
+//Demonstrate refinement in everything you do.
+//Impossible standards just make life difficult.
+//A different world cannot be build by indifferent people.
+//Q. What is H2O? A. Caring, 2 parts Hug and 1 part Open-mind.
+//All troubles you have can pass away very quickly.
+//Integrity is the essense of everything successful.
+//For true love? Send real roses preserved in 24kt gold!
+//Sometimes the object of the journey is not the end, but the journey itself.
+//Fear is just excitement in need of an attitude adjustment.
+//The food here taste so good, even a cave man likes it.
+//Perhaps you've been focusing too much on spending.
+//Happiness isn't something you remember, it's something you experience.
+//Oops... Wrong cookie.
+//The dream is within you.
+//Love is on its way.
+//Be direct, usually one can accomplish more that way.
+//Use your talents. That's what they are intended for.
+//The troubles you have now will pass away quickly.
+//See the light at the end of the tunnel.
+//Your dream will come true when you least expect it.
+//Don't 'face' reality, let it be the place from which you leap.
+//Fortune smiles upon you today.
+//Believing is doing.
+//Your dynamic eyes have attracted a secret admirer.
+//You know where you are going and how to get there.
+//Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
+//Your ability to pick a winner will bring you success.
+//Humor usually works at the moment of awkwardness.
+//A good time to finish up old tasks.
+//Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow
+//Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it.
+//You love Chinese food.
+//You are far more influential than you think.
+//Adjust finances, make budgets, to improve your standing.
+//Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it.
+//An understanding heart warms all that are graced with it's presense.
+//Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity.
+//You are one of the people who goes places in life.
+//Others enjoy your company.
+//When in doubt, let your instincts guide you.
+//A cheerful message is on its way to you.
+//A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight.
+//you cant go down the right path with out first discovering the path to go down
+//To courageously shoulder the responsibility of one's mistake is character.
+//The joyful energy of the day will have a positive affect on you.
+//You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
+//Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
+//Be patient: in time, even an egg will walk.
+//You are not a person who can be ignored.
+//You always know the right times to be assertive or to simply wait.
+//Reading to the mind is what exercise is to the body.
+//Eat something you never tried before.
+//Your life becomes more and more of an adventure!
+//You need to live authentically, and you can't ignore that.
+//Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can.
+//A well-aimed spear is worth three.
+//To build a better world, start in your community.
+//When you can't naturally feel upbeat, it can sometimes help to act a if you
+did.
+//May you have great luck.
+//A kind word will keep someone warm for years.
+//Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion.
+//Human invented language to satisfy the need to complain.
+//Accept what comes to you each day.
+//A small lucky package is on its way to you soon.
+//In human endeavor, chance favors the prepared mind.
+//Do not upset the penguin today.
+//Don't cry.
+//The best way to give credit is to give it away.
+//Anything you do, do it well. The last thing you want is to be sorry for what
+you didn't do.
+//It takes more then good memory to have good memories.
+//Grant yourself a wish this year only you can do it.
+//love thy neighbour, just don't get caught
+//You will be selected for a promotion because of your accomplishments.
+//There are many new opportunities that are being presented to you.
+//You will inherit a large sum of money.
+//You will recieve a gift from someone that cares about you.
+//You are not illiterate.
+//Love because it is the only true adventure.
+//You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you
+//Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
+//Treasure what you have.
+//The greatest precept is continual awareness.
+//A new friend helps you break out of an old routine.
+//I have a dream.... Time to go to bed.
+//Your skill will accomplish what the force of many cannot.
+//You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter.
+//The best is yet to come.
+//It is better to be the hammer then the anvil.
+//He who climbs a ladder must begin at the first step.
+//Action speaks nothing, without the Motive.
+//Give yourself some peace and quiet for at least a few hours.
+//Live each day well and wisely
+//Old dreams never die they just get filed away.
+//You can fix it with a little extra energy and a positive attitude.
+//Life is a verb
+//A man without aim is like a clock without hands, as useless if it turns as if
+it stands.
+//Many folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
+//It's kind of fun to do the impossible
+//Wow! A secret message from you teeth!
+//You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
+//The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.
+//Your succeess will astonish everyone.
+//It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today.
+//Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.
+//You like Chinese food.
+//Your hard work will get payoff today.
+//Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday
+//There are no shortcuts to any place worth going
+//No matter what your past has been, you have a spotless future.
+//Your secret desire to completely change your life will manifest.
+//Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
+//You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
+//A thrilling time is in store for you.
+//It's tough to be fascinating.
+//Soon life will become more interesting
+//Luck sometimes visits a fool, but it never sits down with him.
+//Keep your plans secret for now.
+//Aren't you glad you just had a great meal?
+//Traveling this year will bring your life into greater perspective.
+//Only talent people get help from others.
+//Constant grinding can turn an iron nod into a needle.
+//You will be successful in your work
+//you will spend old age in confort and material wealth
+//When you're about to turn your heart into a stone remember: you do not walk
+alone.
+//I am a bad luck person since I was born
+//You are vigorous in words and action.
+//The one who snores will always fall asleep first.
+//An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!
+//Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother.
+//Do not be overly judgemental of your loved one's intentions or actions.
+//Think of how you can assist on a problem, not who to blame.
+//The life of every woman or man - the heart of it - is pure and holy joy.
+//Take it easy
+//Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life.
+//Use your head, but live in your heart.
+//Don't find fault, find a remedy
+//It may be those who do most, dream most
+//Your passions sweep you away.
+//Listen to yourself more often
+//Think of mother's exhortations more.
+//The gambler is like the fisherman both have beginners luck.
+//You are given the chance to take part in an exciting adventure.
+//The simplest answer is to act.
+//You will always be surrounded by true friends.
+//Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you.
+//You are the man of righteousness and integrity.
+//He who seeks will find.
+//The smart thing to do is to begin trusting your intuitions.
+//Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.
+//Pick a path with heart.
+//The human spirit is stronger then anything that can happen to it.
+//It takes more than good memory to have good memories.
+//Face facts with dignity.
+//Be calm when confronting an emergency crisis.
+//Do you believe? Endurance and persistence will be rewarded.
+//A new wardrobe brings great joy and change in your life.
+//Everyone agrees you are the best.
+//A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends.
+//Everything will now come your way.
+//You will be called to fill a position of high honor and responsibility.
+//The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people.
+//Good beginning is half done.
+//Some pursue happiness; you create it.
+//It's the worst of times, you need to summon your optimism.
+//You are cautious in showing your true self to others.
+//Your ability to accomplish tasks will follow with success.
+//We all have extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.
+//You will have a bright future.
+//Compassion is a way of being.
+//You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
+//The pleasure of what we enjoy is lost by wanting more
+//Did you remember to order your take out also?
+//Perhaps you've been focusing too much on that one thing..
+//Right now there's an energy pushing you in a new direction.
+//Everybody feels lucky for having you as a friend.
+//When the moment comes, take the top one.
+//Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation.
+//There is always a way - if you are committed.
+//Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
+//All the world may not love a lover but they will be watching him.
+//Don't just spend time, invest it.
+//Life always gets harder near the summit.
+//Take the chance while you still have the choice.
+//It is much easier to be cirtical than to be correct.
+//Enjoy life! It is better to be happy than wise.
+//To make the cart go, you must grease the wheels.
+//You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you.
+//Before you wonder Am I doing things right, ask Am I doing the right things?
+//You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
+//You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
+//The big issues are work, career, or status right now.
+//Your emotional currents are flowing powerfully now.
+//Any decision you have to make tomorrow is a good decsion.
+//Consume less. Share more. Enjoy life.
+//The secret of staying young is good health and lying about your age.
+//Spring has sprung. Life is blooming.
+//Go ask your mom.
+//The possibility of a career change is near.
+//The important thing is to never stop questioning.
+//Compassion will cure more then condemnation.
+//Excuses are easy to manufacture, and hard to sell.
+//Put your mind into planning today. Look into the future.
+//Listen to life, and you will hear the voice of life crying, Be!
+//Broke is only temporaryl poor is a state of mind.
+//Here we go. Moo Shu Cereal for breakfast with duck sauce.
+//Teamwork: the fuel that allows common people attain uncommon results.
+//Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips.
+//We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.
+//You are offered the dream of a lifetime. Say yes!
+//Working out the kinks today will make for a better tomorrow.
+//You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature.
+//Questions provide the key to unlocking our unlimited potential.
+//You will enjoy razon-sharp spiritual vision today.
+//The wise are aware of their treasure, while fools follow their vanity
+//Well-arranged time is the surest sign of a well-arranged mind.
+//Never bring unhappy feelings into your home.
+//This is really a lovely day. Congratulations!
+//Bad luck and ill misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
+//A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.
+//You are very grateful for the small pleasures of life.
+//today you should be a passenger. Stay close to a driver for a day.
+//For hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love.
+//Service is the rent we pay for the privilege of living on this planet.
+//Good clothes open many doors. Go shopping.
+//The leader seeks to communicate his vision to his followers.
+//Great works are performed not by strength, but by perseverance.
+//People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them
+//Present your best ideas today to an eager and welcoming audience.
+//Friends long absent are coming back to you.
+//The time is right to make new friends.
+//Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure
+//You may be hungry soon: order a takeout now.
+//Do not hesitate to look for help, an extra hand should always be welcomed.
+//How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes?
+//Humor is an affirmation of dignity
+//He who climbs a ladder must begin at the first step
+//What's vice today may be virtue tomorow.
+//You have an unusually magnetic personality.
+//You will travel to many places.
+//Accept yourself
+//Be a generous friend and a fair enemy
+//Never quit!
+//Old friends, old wines and old gold are best
+//If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted
+//Every Friend Joys in your Success
+//You should be able to undertake and complete anything
+//You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury
+//You are a person of strong sense of duty
+//Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become.
+//You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature.
+//Great thoughts come from the heart.
+//You love peace
+//Judge not according to the appearance.
+//One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
+//Traveling more often is important for your health and happiness.
+//You will be sharing great news with all people you love
+//You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.
+//You are always welcome in any gathering.
+//You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
+//Open up your heart - it can always be closed again.
+//Being happy is not always being perfect.
+//Next time you have the opportunity, go on a rollercoaster.
+//Try everything once, even the things you don't think you will like.
+//Life is too short to hold grudges.
+//Dream your dream and your dream will dream of you.
+//Being alone and being lonely are two different things.
+//Don't worry about things in the past, there is nothing you can do about them
+now. Don't worry about things that are happening now, make the best of a bad
+situation. Don't worry about things in the future, they may never happen.
+//Tomorrow, take a moment to do something just for yourself.
+//Someone close to you is waiting for you to call.
+//A virtual fortune cookie will not satisfy your hunger like that of a home made
+one.
+//Smile. Tomorrow is another day.
+//You can never been certain of success, but you can be certain of failure if
+you never try.
+//It takes ten times as many muscles to frown as it does to smile.
+//Shoot for the moon! If you miss you will still be amongst the stars.
+//Keep your eyes open. You never know what you might see.
+//Tell them what you really think. Otherwise, nothing will change.
+//Let your heart make your decisions - it does not get as confused as your head.
+//Working hard will make you live a happy life.
+//A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
+QUOTES
+		);
+
+		$i = round(fmod(hexdec(hash('crc32', $seed)), count($quotes)), 0);
+		return trim(str_replace(array("\r\n", "\n", "\r"), ' ', $quotes[$i]));
+	}
+}